Most impressive! You've stumbled across our library of literary lurkings and the lively dead! Whether you fancy yourself a Watcher or a Willow, this guide will help to provide reference to older and more specific guides (we call them "books") which can further serve to enable you, dear White Hat Warrior, to vanquish (or run away screaming from) your foes (and ours) in this constant struggle between the forces of light and dark that we call "living." As always, you are invited to join our research — two heads are better than one, in this case, provided neither head has a taste for human flesh.

The table below lists the title of a book/article/wall hanging, its year of publication (if we can dig that up), and each troublesomely tricky situation that the book/article/cave painting addresses, as well as the author of the piece (so you know to whom you need to send flowers or a troll, depending upon the value of what's been written). Additionally, each title also serves as a link to the most appropriate or relevant page for the literature in question. Each piece's title also lists the publisher, if their work is, on the whole, relevant to our attempts to become smarter, wiser, and more effective dark-sparring vigilantes in the ceaseless battle between the good, the bad, and the run-on sentence.